syosama:

reblog if you are your url

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tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

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unsparks:

i hate you but i know we still think about each other

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iM soDRunk I Cant TYPe LOL

someone who isnt drunk (via smallvagina)
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  • AnonymousI'm excited ;p. Make sure you tag them with foranon.
  • Alrighty ;p

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  • AnonymousNot even close. You are though. When do I get to see more selfies? :p
  • I’ll post more just for you anon ;)

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vodka-rivers:

egotistically:

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME NOW

Say the name out loud

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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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